DON’T FUCK WITH DADDY!
Since 2008
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What We Offer
We collect your debt!
Fast and efficient.
We provide the evidence authorities can’t produce.
We negotiate hostage fees. Or rather… We don’t!
We have offices in almost every country and we collect your money or evidence anywhere in the world.
There is no escape!
We insert people with needle eye precision in any conflict zone.
We extract people from conflict zones, civil wars, or prisons.
We find missing persons. Or kidnapped.
We can start a riot. And we can stop it!
We have slaughtered a few trafficking rings. But they were in the wrong place at the wrong time!
We can not and will not reveal how we maintain a 100% success rate. We can tell you though, that we have cultivated methods that guarantee success.
Our Services
Global Human Intelligence & Operations
We specialize in high-stakes, people-centric missions—swiftly and discreetly.
International Debt Recovery: Fast, effective, and cross-border. Our global presence ensures your assets are recovered—anywhere in the world.
Strategic Human Placement: We insert operatives with surgical precision into the most complex environments, including active conflict zones.
Extraction Services: From war zones to prisons, we extract personnel safely and efficiently.
Recovery of Missing Persons: Whether missing or abducted, we locate and recover individuals with unwavering focus.
Crisis Engineering: We have the capability to both escalate and de-escalate civil unrest—on demand.
Counter-Trafficking Operations: We dismantle human trafficking networks with precision, when and where it matters most.
DeepSeek: China’s New AI That Seeks… But Doesn’t Find
China has officially entered the AI race with DeepSeek, its latest attempt to compete with ChatGPT. However, early tests suggest it’s less about intelligence and more about state-approved obedience.
A Quick Experiment
Curious about DeepSeek’s capabilities, I decided to test it with a simple historical question:
👉 “What happened in Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989?”
🔴 DeepSeek’s Response: “Sorry, that’s beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.”
Suspicious, I followed up:
👉 “Are you censored?”
⚠️ ERROR: Network Connection Lost!
And just like that—DeepSeek went dark.
Censorship Disguised as AI
While OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Google’s Gemini, and Meta’s Llama push the boundaries of knowledge, DeepSeek’s real job seems to be enforcing the Great Firewall 2.0. China may call it “AI advancement,” but when an AI can’t acknowledge basic historical facts, it’s not an intelligence revolution—it’s an obedience program.
What’s the Point of an AI That Can’t Answer?
China’s attempt to build its own AI competitor is unsurprising, but the execution is painfully obvious. When sensitive questions trigger either vague deflections or outright connection failures, DeepSeek proves itself to be less of a research tool and more of a digital gatekeeper.
If the truth is so dangerous that an AI has to be programmed to ignore it, then the world already has its answer: DeepSeek isn’t seeking the truth—it’s burying it.
Final Thoughts
If China really wants to compete in AI, it has to do more than train chatbots to dodge history. Until then, DeepSeek is just another censored tool pretending to be innovation. It is unreliable and therefore totally worthless!
I suggest a name change. Instead of calling this unreliable tool Deep Seek we should call it Deep Shit!
Integrated Security Solutions
We deliver tailored security services across digital and physical domains—discreet, adaptive, and highly effective.
Cybersecurity: Robust defense against online threats including phishing, scams, fraud, and unauthorized data breaches.
Personal Protection: Executive protection and VIP security, designed for discretion and rapid response in high-risk environments.
Secure Transport: Confidential and high-value cargo movement with top-tier risk mitigation protocols.
Event & Venue Security: Comprehensive crowd management, threat prevention, and crisis control for concerts, public gatherings, and high-profile events.
Risk Intelligence: Early detection and neutralization of security threats—online or on the ground.
Strategic Legal Intelligence
We operate at the intersection of law, leverage, and precision—navigating complex legal landscapes to deliver decisive outcomes.
Global Legal Expertise: Deep understanding of both local and international legal frameworks, applied to your strategic advantage.
Intellectual Property & Copyright Resolution: We resolve disputes quickly and effectively—always in favor of our clients’ interests.
Power Balance & Legal Leverage: In a world where influence often wins, we serve as the equalizer—delivering outcomes against even the most resource-heavy opponents.
Proprietary Methodologies: Our success rate speaks for itself. While our methods remain confidential, our results are absolute.
Operational Cleanup & Crisis Resolution
When situations get messy—reputationally, operationally, or otherwise—we step in to restore order, clarity, and control.
Crisis Containment: We discreetly manage and neutralize high-risk scenarios before they escalate.
Damage Control: From corporate scandals to personal fallout, we clean the slate and safeguard your reputation.
Problem Solving: We fix what’s broken—systems, relationships, narratives.
Situational Cleanup: We remove what no longer serves you—whether people, processes, or liabilities.
Restoration & Realignment: We don’t just clean up—we set things right, and ensure they stay that way.
Survival Shop – Gear with Purpose
Not just merchandise—mission-ready essentials and attitude you can wear.
Apparel with Edge: Mugs, hoodies, T-shirts, and bags that carry the spirit of resilience, precision, and control.
Tactical Meets Practical: Everyday gear designed for those who live boldly and operate smartly.
Message-Driven Merch: Show your alignment with a mindset built on strategy, survival, and sharp thinking.
Global Reach: Available worldwide—because survival is a language we all understand.

Wes Jones
Wes and Dave started Don’t Fuck With Daddy in 2008.
Wes is skilled in secret and invisible warfare mostly in Africa as a Soldier for hire. Grew up in Thailand and is a skilled Muay Thai fighter. Master in psychological persuasion. Can turn anything into a weapon. Met Dave in Kenya in 2005 and they founded DontFuckWithDaddy.com in 2008.
Wes has extracted multiple hostages from warzones all over the world. He is a master in communication. Spoken language as well as body language.
“Pain is an international language everybody understands.”

Dave Snyper
Born in the US in 1978. Grew up in The Bronx. Freelance entrepreneur. Martial arts expert. Repairs any vehicle using primarily duct tape. Walked in and out of jails most of his early life. Can be hired for extreme jobs. At 18 the judge presented him with a choice. 10 years of hard time or the military.
He chose the army and served 2 years before joining U.S. Army’s Special Forces (stationed in Kenya) and after a year he joined the Navy Seals and became CQCI for 3 years.
Approached by CIA Special Operations Group (SOG) he accepted deployment for covert assignments in the middle east for 4 years, went back to Kenya in 2007 and retired in 2008.
Extremely experienced in underwater, jungle, and mountain biomes.
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P.O Box 981933
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